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Handy facts about why YOU are reading this blog:

YOU are a fucking gypsy.
YOU have wet dreams of Homer Simpson sucking your cock.
YOU are a descendant of Hitler.
YOU fail it (your skill is not enough).
YOU fail life.
Even YOUr dog won't sleep in YOUr bed.
YOU rely on blogs like mine to form opinions on politics like the middle-class web 2.0 fuck you are.
YOU could fuck up a wet dream.
YOU are the weakest link, goodbye.
YOU wear a fucking Goku shirt in public, and think that it makes the world a more whimsical place.
YOU are cancer.
YOU are AIDS.
YOU rely on other people to make you feel good about YOUrself.
YOU are addicted to sniffing deoderant and aerosol cans.
YOU would kill your brain cells if you had them.
YOU have a fucking incest circle.
YOU write x-rated fan-fiction about MLP which only an autism afflicted freak like YOU could fap to.
YOU voted for George Bush TWICE.
YOU act like YOU hate the world, but it is actually the other way round.
YOU should an hero.
YOU bought wii fit, but stopped playing after seeing YOUr BMI?
YOU campaigned for fucking David Duke.
YOU sit next to YOUr cell phone, waiting for them to call.
YOU invented fucking /b/.
YOU should stop stealing my oxygen.
YOU read this whole entry and YOU still didn't get insulted, proving YOU really fail everything.

Seriously, stop looking at me faggot.

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